Monday, July 10, 2006

Math One Liners

- Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

- If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!

- Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x...
Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?

- Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

- Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

- If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.

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