Friday, May 19, 2006

Color clues to the sexual you!

Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all
give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you
select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite
color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in
your clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is the one
that appears most frequently -- it's the one that mirrors the sexual
you. A panel of psychologists, speaking at the 1975 Home Interior
Design Forum, explained the association between color and sexual
patterns.
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are
easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual
spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get
together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers
of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex
and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is
yellow. But don't panic -- not everyone who wears yellow is queer. In
most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires
in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you
will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual
matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to
deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because
they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire
wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts.
They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and
not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women
whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too
sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type
who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach
to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with
their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.

BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily
meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world
and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex
and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody
people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during
unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer
the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters
and teenage gangs is black attire.

GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach
to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all
their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in
a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not
passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about
infidelity.

ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The
sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the
star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet
nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange
people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good
act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts
on the sex partner's back.

BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate.
Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and
desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you
can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in
the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a
lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But
their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

GREY: The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They
can't get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose
a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of
relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam,
thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for
one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become
pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex
act is over and done with. But when teamed with another color, the
grey spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a grey
marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners,
affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love
blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like
they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to
the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be
compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and
men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex
act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never
seeking outside interests.

WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy.
These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and
to make love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will
undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex
act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.

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