Math One Liners
- Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
- If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!
- Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x...
Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?
- Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
- Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
- If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.
- If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!
- Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x...
Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?
- Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
- Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
- If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.
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