The Recruit

A MAN was being interviewed fro a job.

 

"Where you in the service?" ask the interviewer.

"Yes, I was a marine" reponded the applicant.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Vietnam for two years and I have a partial disability."

 

"May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade accident and I lost both testicles."

"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."

 

"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching trying to decide what to do first."