You are an Engineer if you ...

 - If these remind you of yourself, it's a good bet you are an engineer.
 
- At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the 
burnt-out bulb in the string.
 
- In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure.
 
- The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
 
- You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
 
- You bought your wife a new CD ROM for her birthday.
 
- You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
 
- You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines.
 
- You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
 
- You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months.
 
- You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
 
- You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
 
- You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
 
- You have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging 
coats and taping ducts.
 
- You know what http:// actually stands for.
 
- You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
 
- You see a good design and still have to change it.
 
- You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
 
- You wear black socks with white tennis shoes (or vice versa).
 
- You're in the back seat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, 
and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.
 
- You know what the geosynchronous satellite's function is.
 
- Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
 
- You've already calculated how much you make per second.
 
- You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.