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Here are some of messages that I consider laughable, disgusting... na.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI
awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you
change gears...

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in
this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to
drive this thing?"

Have some, share this to the world!