Humor from the Semiconductor Industry...

Pathetic Jokes

 Which IC packages are insincere? The plastic ones.
 How do defective diodes cheat in exams? By leakage.

 What is an affair with a Process Statistician called? Correlation.
 Why is a biscuit maker like a Die Prep engineer? They're both afraid of broken wafers.

 How did the metal atoms move out of their country? By electromigration.
 Which station is always after big-time criminals in the US? FVI.

 What do DTFS engineers with marital problems apply for? Singulation.
 Why are failure analysts not popular? Because they're fault finders.

 What is a husband who abandons his wife called? A reliability failure.
 Which assembly station always starts good in a game but loses in the end? Lead Finish.

 Why do big capacitors earn more than small ones? Because they charge more.
 Why is soggy die overcoat terminally ill? Because it wasn't cured.

 What do swimmers and narrow metal lines have in common? They're both afraid of large currents.
 How did the magnetic coil get into the Hall of Fame? By induction.

 What did the integrated circuit say when it was enlightened? IC.
 What did the diamond wheel say after it has been mounted? Close the door, I'm dressing.

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