Friday, August 25, 2006

Confucius Says

- Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
 
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
 
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.
 
- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
 
- Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.
 
- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet.
 
- Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
 
- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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