Confucius Says

- Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

 

- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

- He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.

 

- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

 

- Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.

 

- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet.

 

- Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

 

- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.